This may or may not have happened…
Z: told my accounting prof to eat a dick over the phone in front of about 30 ppl and walked out of an exam like a pimp tonight
C: Sweet
Z: angriest I’ve ever been I think
C: Lol why
Z: first exam was tonight I reg’d late mind you and the only classes left were network classes because my advisor was in egypt for a month or some stupid shit
I emailed him the day I reg’d asking for syllabus/relevant info
emailed him again twice the following week
no response of course
C:Oh
Z: tried to log in to take exam in lab
no dice
tried again
no dice
proctor calls prof in athens and hands me the phone
prof “well you were supposed to register, there was a very pertinent piece of info in the syllabus that says you must register with this site by the end of the first week so you can take exams”
Me: “well, I emailed 3 times trying to get all of this info from you”
Prof: “well I don’t have time to respond to emails, I guess you are out of luck”
Me:”I hope you make time to eat a dick” and threw the schools phone on the table, slammed my shit in the trash and stormed out like a mo-fo
Z: so guess who doesn’t have class this quarter after all?
