December 2008
22 posts
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The stress is leaving
I feel so much better now
I can’t describe it
weekend limerick
The weather has me in stitches
I can’t keep track of my bitches
This doesn’t make sense
Let’s talk in past tense
I used to wear size thirty-eight britches
chilly haiku
The winter calls me
My toes are so freaking cold
I can’t feel my face
With economy in shambles, Congress gets a raise
Swiped from TheHill.com
A crumbling economy, more than 2 million constituents who have lost their jobs this year, and congressional demands of CEOs to work for free did not convince lawmakers to freeze their own pay.
Instead, they will get a $4,700 pay increase, amounting to an additional $2.5 million that taxpayers will spend on congressional salaries, and watchdog groups are not happy about...
Saturday Limericks
I’m jonesing for a very strong drink
I don’t want to be able to think
The weekend is here
Please grab me a beer
And watch me head towards the brink
So, I've been accused of distributing copyrighted...
and this is the letter I sent back to my ISP
Dear Road Runner Customer Care,
I feel I must respond to these libelous claims lain against me by NBC Universal. As an upstanding and honest citizen, I would never even consider using peer-to-peer software to obtain copyrighted material illegally.
There are two facts that I believe, once presented, will absolve me of any wrongdoing. First, I would...
friday haiku
So glad it is here
I thought it would never come
It’s Friday bitches
blech
Horrid, horrible day…
Customers bitching, truck slipping, bosses ripping…
wish I was tripping.
Baseball trip!
Ha, going to Boston in…May? Detroit probably in June and maaaaaybe Chicago in July/August…
Also definitely Cincinnati with the dudes. maybe a road trip with my hombres to Pittsburgh as well.
ugh
Gingerdog got into something smelly this morning and I have no idea what it was. The house stinks and I can’t get rid of the stench.
Gingerdog, sadly, is spending the day in the garage.
Lifehacker →
Probably one of my most frequented websites. Full of time saving tricks and tweaks.
new
I’m not sure I need another blog/social site, but…here I am.
I’m also not real sure what I can/will do with this page.