May
7
clever little bastard
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Part two of Rezatron comedian illustration series featuring @azizansari and a little bit of @paulscheer @robhuebel
“Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches: sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are CoolBlasterz, with a ‘z’. I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes: big ol’ cookies. I call noodles: long ass rice. Fried chicken is fry-fry chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky-chicky parm-parm. Chicken cacciatore? Chicky catch. I call eggs: pre-birds or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks… food rakes.”
Apr
22
Great dog or greatest dog?
Mar
27
Donald Glover witnesses a couple fucking in a Bank of America.
cowl:
HAHAHAHHAHA
…..if this is in NYC…. THAT IS THE BANK OF AMERICA I GO TO ALL THE TIME OH MY BGDusafhiydfil
Whoa
(via sedusas)
Mar
26
so I was dreaming
I find myself up here standing
before me there 100,000 friends
gathered one and all
and so decided
we could rule it all if we should
dance all the way across
the greatest city in the nether world
truth
(via odesroberts)
Mar
16
dowelikeit asked: Yes, that's why Kirby Puckett will "haunt" your dreams.
oh snap, I’m dumb sometimes…
which get hacked by puberty at age 13.
(via sofapizza)
Mar
6
cocainefairy: R.I.P
“And we all went to heaven in a little rowboat. And there was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.”
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